丫丫拉便便，臭臭的，妈妈经过的时候顺便把厕所马桶一拉，呼啦冲了。丫丫大惊，说妈妈你怎么给我冲掉了。妈妈好奇，为什么不能冲呢。丫丫说，丫丫拉完便便要观察的，然后决定用多少纸擦小臭屁股。妈妈好奇，为什么呢？丫丫很得意的教导妈妈：如果是条条的呢，就只要用两张纸，如果是好多小块块呢，就要用三张纸。哎呦，笑死妈妈了。妈妈问，那以后要再加一个称称在马桶里面可以称便便重量吗。丫丫想想，这是个好主意哦。

妈妈对丫丫说，看来你还不错，哲哲（和我们一起住的小男孩）性格比刚搬来好多了，快乐多了。丫丫有功劳哦。丫丫很得意，想了想，然后很认真的问妈妈：妈妈，我当初是怎么培养哲哲的啊？哈哈哈哈。笑死妈妈了，培养？太臭美了吧。

丫丫联系钢琴，妈妈想给丫丫树立一下远大目标，于是告诉丫丫。好好练习，以后可以教小朋友赚钱，还可以教妈妈钢琴。丫丫很不放心的问了一句：妈妈，丫丫教你，你可要付钱的哦。
@@ 这臭丫头，居然小小年纪连妈妈的钱都不放过了。

早晨，丫丫跑到妈妈房间卫生间来便便后就不睡了，嬉皮笑脸的爬进妈妈被子要和妈妈亲热。小胳膊小腿全上来了，真的重了。妈妈告诉丫丫，把你的小猪手手拿开，因为你现在重了。妈妈吃不消你了，你看妈妈现在都很少抱你了。丫丫着急了，告诉妈妈：丫丫不要长大了，长大了丫丫重了，妈妈都不要丫丫了。丫丫大了，妈妈就老了，妈妈就死了，丫丫会UPSET TO DEATH的。（伤心死的）丫丫很妈妈感情真的很好，丫丫最怕的就是妈妈死了。好像丫丫一大妈妈就会死了似的。但每次丫丫的担心都会让妈妈很感动。说女儿是妈妈的小棉袄，真的是呀。

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